The Time

I think it’s time for this again…not even that much sun…maybe not. I have pizza.

Wow

I just looked at the expiry date… It was 2006/05/02…. Am I gonna die???

Pangs

I am driving home after a long and tiring day, got a flutter of excitement in my heart thinking of getting to play with him one more time. But then I remembered; he’s no longer there. I have your shoes…

iPhone Apps give me less excuses

So good old Apple decided to provide a wordpress application that allows you to make posts to your blog from your phone. This now gives me one less excuse for not posting anything…dammit!
I whine like it’s a bad thing but really it’s great, I know you wanna know about my biz anyway…

Holy Crap!

I can’t believe people still read my blog!
I would insert a funny picture if I weren’t at work right now (corporate internet blockage)
I feel like an arse for not posting anything and you still come back for more?!
Even if you are just interested in purchasing/researching Shar-pei’s I am flattered and will take your viewership as a testament to my awesomeness whether you like it or not!
(GOTCHA NOW BITCHESSSS!)
Anyways, I have to go back to printing account statements of people who have wayyyy more money than me…
See you soon….Maybe?….
I’ll try…
wow…really?!

Really Though!?

I had this song stuck in my head tonight -because I think of some PRETTY gay shit when I’m “relaxing” after a hard days’ work… I’m talking like ‘Anchorman’ love scene-type gay! (But just as funny)…So in one of my weird, erratic thoughts, this song was playing somewhere within it.

So, I look it up on YouTooobe and find this!

The novelty had ‘dropped the robe’ after about 90secs….BUT THOSE 90secs I tell ya!….

Like, are these the real lyrics?! REALLY THOUGH?! I’m too lazy-slash-incapacitated right now to bother looking, so if anyone cares to ever enlighten me with a correct answer, please feel free… I was just so in awe of the deep and poetic lyrics- Not to mention the spot-on presentation (Bonus points for the long shot of an Oriental fishing boat at Dusk!!?!!!) -that I had to stop everything I was (not) doing and immediately share the gospel that is Elvis Costello..

Makes me happy

I was just watching BET’s 106 and Park for the first time since I was a teenager (I went to Central AND Western Tech…lol)
And I saw T-Pain and Chris Brown’s new video, and then that subsequently led me to think about the time I met Chris Brown, and at the time not thinking much about it, but in now seeing the aforementioned video, I am really really happy I got to meet him.

I feel like a perv a little bit because Chris Brown makes my heart flutter….Like actually though, should I even be thinking these things?! Should I call somebody?!….haha….. I kid.

Anyways, It was the big Glow in the Dark show that came to the city, I was suppose to go but for some reason (probably the HORRIBLE weather) I decided to pass….A barrage of BBMs throughout the evening convinced me to go out afterall; to the after-party (EVEN THOUGH it was at Circa!). I go, I’m in the VIP, All the celebs are ushered in (while I’m being smushed by the other VIPs because Pharell is tinyly precious and cannot come within 2 feet of humans or his ice cream will melt.)…
They post up in the inner circle of the VIP away from the dirty and fatal touch of a human and we all just try to party around the people trying to get closer to the inner circle…

Some N.E.R.D dood basically becomes my forced security guard for the night because he was ‘important’ and wanted to show off. Two two’s, I’m in the inner circle. He’s introducing me to everyone and I’m not registering ANY of it because I’m PLASTERED! He introduces me to Chris Brown (who was being watched CLOSELY by his Alien leader). 5 Minutes later, I feel a pinch on my bum…Now being a girl that has been to a club, in this city, I am used to such things and have learned over the years how to skillfuly avoid such “accidents”- So I turn around, and There is Chris Brownnose Looking (obviously) in all directions but mine.

I let it slide, figured it was a mistake (I do afterall, look EXACTLY like Rihanna….When it’s dark….From a certain angle….for a second…maybe…) but then 3 mins after that he DOES IT AGAIN!

Dood, why you tryna get Rihanna to start a fight an’ shit? I was not ready to throw down in my 5 inch heels and a little black dress! So again, I suck it up and let it slide.

You would think this story was going somewhere juicy wouldn’t you?…Well it’s not really! After the bum pinching Cris Brown came up to talk to me in between his dance performances on the stage (impromptu I might add….Famewhore…) and needless to say…he thought I was pretty…and that made my night….and the next few days after it!

EDITOR’S NOTE (Editor meaning ME):

I wrote this on the Friday night before Alien Princess Ri Ri got a smack down so my opinion has changed slightly since then! Nevertheless, it was true when I wrote it….And it’s about the only cool story I have to brag about when it comes to celebrities, and yes, I do know that I am grabbing at straws here….just let me have my moment….goddamnit!

Any man that beats a woman like this should have his balls chopped off because he doesn’t deserve them (or the girl!).

Can’t win ‘em All…

Found this kickin’ around the net….

WORKING GIRLS: Las Vegas’ 50 most prolific prostitutes

By ALAN MAIMON
LAS VEGAS REVIEW-JOURNAL

Cottage in September

The water at my cottage in Muskoka in September is NOT something you want to go in EVER unless you’re a crazy person from B.C. Mountain-land and frolic in apple orchards and pick daisies for fun….I.E. this chicky here.
Homeboy 40′ was just along for the ride….The things guys do for……well, you know the rest…
Gotta admit, looks hella fun though…If this were in July and I wasn’t the 3rd-wheel at my own cottage I might have done it too….ha.

Farm Head

This girl is just magikal, with a ‘K’.
She’s been around the world, and has done things you could only dream of doing.
She does whatever the fuck she wants and you can suck a dick if you think otherwise. But god bless her, she is a damn good friend and anyone would be lucky to have her care abut you. (i.e. SARAHHHH)
We usually compete for top drunk of the night. She wins MOST of the time and if she doesn’t than you must have been the drunkest you’ve ever been in your life.
Acia, you are kind of awesome.