My Crappy Introduction
So I didn’t even know what a blog was until my friend made one herself (don’t worry, I’ll introduce you once I figure out this shit). This is when I realized that I have been unknowingly reading and enjoying them for over a year! I also realized that that fat faggot fucker (Not offense to fags) Perez Hilton started one (probably because he had no friends and had nothing else to do but dye his hair weird colours and obsess about/stalk celebs) and now he’s freaking famous!!! What the hell is that shit!? So I’m going to use this as a medium to shamelessly promote how cool I am.
Welcome to your (and my) Happy Place!