Is it just me or does everyone seem to think they are quasi-famous/important ever since facebook blew up?
Status updates about how often you go on vacation, wall conversations that YOU KNOW EVERYONE WILL READ.
Pretty sure every single one of your photo albums is of you and your isolated circle of “famous” friends (Terms used VERY loosely here), sitting at your bottle service section making cutesy, heedless expressions with your glossed over eyes (because it is after all, the third time you’ve done this this week).
I’m going to barf on you the same way you barf on your toilet seat in your downtown condo at 5am after some dudes just bought you General Tao at Garden and drove you home.
You will cry afterwards…much like you do when such things as mentioned above happen and you realize you’re kind of sad.