Therapy is for whimps.

Chopped and Screwed Pt. 2

As promised, here are the Suave “gentlemen” that have sent me stupid facebook messages trying to get a piece.

Please feel free to add your own personal gems.

Of course, I have cleverly changed the names of the individuals in question so I don’t receive any facebook threats or whathaveyous.

Enjoy this little peek into my inbox pervert! (Just joking, you’re not a perv. I love you…Please come back…Thank you…)

Tom Blow September 22 at 8:38am
I changed my profile pic now what r you going to give me?
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Chris Coe
wuddup?

Me
September 21 at 8:40pm
???????????

Chris Coe
Add as Friend
September 21 at 8:45pm
Report Message
i was saying whats up?….i think ur really gorgeous n id love to get to know u?
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Evan Keel
September 18 at 4:22pm
questions are most of your facebook friends black or white..
i know i know
weird questions
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Harry Beard
September 17 at 10:29am
Yes u are. Super dooper Bangin! LOL. But I wouldn’t call it that. I think captivating is more appropriate. But that’s just me.
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Me
August 28 at 3:01am
Have we met or something?

Kenya Dewit
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September 6 at 2:10pm
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lol no we havnt, I seen your pic giving the finger and i liked it so i wanted 2 see your pics and i wasnt disappointed either, not gonna lie
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Mel Loewe
September 5 at 5:34pm
DONT HATE AND GO COP MY CD “FACEBOOK PIMPIN” FOR $10 AND U GET A FREE BOX OF DAY-OLD CHICKEN WINGS

Just Playin…I’m Sick Of The Wannabe Rappers Too..Thanks For The Add..

ps. Gorgeous Pics
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Lou Pole
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September 3 at 2:25pm
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Hi how u doing?

Me
September 4 at 1:19pm
I’m well thank you…. and yourself?
Have we met before?

Lou Pole
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September 4 at 1:28pm
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Im good …just pushin my company stuff right now ….we never met im trying to get to know you if thats cool with you ….check these tracks out tell me what u think?
Jay Jones’s Top Songs | Jay Jones’s Next Shows
Indicator
1.  I Got You by Shamaine
2.  Don’t Give Up by Shamaine
3.  NEW ARTIST!!! JAE-ONE – Just The Beginning (Freestyle) 2008 – Produced by HB Productions (Mark McKay by H.I.T.M. Entertainment
4.  thug life by MGM

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Jimmy
Add as Friend
August 25 at 4:46pm
Report Message
“Put me on your list of things to do girl…and please dont take me off till I get done”
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Me
August 17 at 4:26pm
? Have we met??….

Owen Moore
Add as Friend
August 23 at 2:35pm
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yes we did….@ your house I sat on your bed 🙂
Sent via Facebook Mobile
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Me
July 29 at 3:43pm
Have we met or do you just like to add girls?
lol…

Ray Gunn
July 29 at 3:52pm
LOL!
i’m a personal trainer, and i own a training studio in toronto
you look like you work out…do you have a trainer?

Me
July 29 at 8:22pm
Wow! Haha I soooo do not work out but thanks! I guess facebook photos do lie a little though!
I do have a sometimes trainer but I’ve been avoiding him like the plague!
Lol

Ray Gunn
July 29 at 9:43pm
come train with me instead 🙂

Me
July 30 at 12:11pm
Haha,
I don’t think I will find a better deal than I have now ANYWHERE!

Ray Gunn
July 30 at 12:12pm
what deal is that??

Me
July 30 at 12:13pm
Almost free!

Ray Gunn
July 30 at 12:13pm
i can train you for 50 an hour, thats almost free 🙂

Me
July 30 at 12:15pm
haha! It’s much less than that! (my trainer is doing a huge favour)…..Although that is a reasonable price. I can tell some friends I suppose.

Ray Gunn
July 30 at 12:15pm
ya that would be awesome, thanks!
is your trainer your boyfriend? lol

Me
July 30 at 12:16pm
hahahaha! helll no!

Ray Gunn
July 30 at 12:17pm
lol, do you have a boyfriend??

Me
July 30 at 12:20pm
no!
I’m too picky. lol

Ray Gunn
July 30 at 12:21pm
reeeally….what if i asked you if i could take you out…what would you say?

Me
July 30 at 12:29pm
Guys that ask girls out on facebook make me nervy.

Ray Gunn
July 30 at 12:30pm
lol, i’m not asking you…i’m wondering if i did ask you out what would you say 😉

Me
July 30 at 12:32pm
That’s what I would say……

Ray Gunn
July 30 at 12:33pm
haha, ok fair enough…
what would you say to a free training session?
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